WOW, ALT GOTH GIRLS ARE LIKE VAMPIRE QUEENS. BLACK DRESS, DARK LIPSTICK, AND THOSE EYES! THEY LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE. YOU EVER SEEN ONE WITH PINK HAIR? MAGIC!
DUDE, WEED IS LIFE! I ONCE SMOKED AND SAW UNICORNS DANCING IN MY ROOM. EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH WEED. COLORS POP, MUSIC IS AMAZING, AND FOOD? OMG, FOOD IS HEAVENLY. 420 FOREVER!
CATS ARE THE ULTIMATE BEINGS. THEY KNOW EVERYTHING, THEY SEE EVERYTHING. HAVE YOU EVER STARED INTO A CAT'S EYES? IT'S LIKE THEY'RE READING YOUR MIND. PURR PURR, MEOW MEOW, CATS FOREVER!
IMAGINE, HALF CAT, HALF GIRL. CATGIRLS ARE THE FUTURE! EARS, TAIL, AND THAT CUTE LITTLE NOSE. THEY'RE PERFECT. I SWEAR I SAW ONE ONCE, SHE WAS THE BEST THING EVER. NYAN NYAN!
EGIRLS ARE LIKE FAIRIES OF THE INTERNET. PINK HAIR, COOL MAKEUP, AND THOSE STREAMS! THEY'RE SO COOL AND FUNNY. THEY PLAY GAMES, THEY CHAT, AND THEY'RE JUST AWESOME. I WANT TO BE ONE!
BELLE DELPHINE, THE QUEEN OF THE INTERNET. SHE'S WILD, SHE'S FUN, AND SHE'S A TOTAL LEGEND. EVERYONE KNOWS HER. HER COSPLAY, HER VIDEOS, EVERYTHING IS ICONIC. BOW DOWN TO BELLE!